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WHAT CATTER ACTUALLY IS

A shared feeding log
for people who feed by hand.

Catter is a free household PWA: named people, meal types, and time — on both phones. It is not a smart feeder, not a pet social network, and not couples therapy. It is the missing receipt so you stop guessing.

Who · what · when Both phones No hardware · no card

First action that matters: log one real meal, then invite the other feeder when you want. Reminders stay off until you turn them on. Solo works tonight.

CLAIM-SAFE

Straight answers before the paths.

Story pages below sell the moment. This hub states the product without drama.

It is

Product
  • ✓A private household logOne home, named feeders, shared receipt
  • ✓Who · food type · whenKibble, wet, treats — not a vague “fed”
  • ✓A soft double-feed pauseAsks before a second pour — you can still say yes
  • ✓A free phone app (PWA)No robot bowl required to coordinate people

It is not

Boundaries
  • –An automatic feederNo Wi‑Fi bowl, no portion robot
  • –A health diagnosis toolAppetite notes are yours, not medical advice
  • –A public social feedHouseholds are private by default
  • –A guarantee of perfect memoryHolds the receipt humans leave — not a camera
HOW IT WORKS

Three honest steps.

No onboarding theatre. The product is the glance after the pour.

01

Open free

Create a household, name the cat. No card required.

~1 min
02

Log a meal

Tap who you are and what went in the bowl. That is the receipt.

1 tap
03

Invite later

The other feeder sees the same truth on their phone when they join.

when ready
Free to start Optional reminders only Undo if you mistap Multi-cat ready
AFTER THIS HUB

Where to go next (recommended order).

Not fake “most clicked” numbers — a practical stack for cold visitors: universal pain → failure mode → chat fatigue → partners. Same app at the end.

How to use this: pick the story that sounds like tonight’s kitchen. Prefer the story LP for a single strong page, or the 3-step flow if you want problem → how → offer. Already convinced? Open free and skip the tours.

  1. Best first story

    Did you feed the cat?

    Most universal kitchen question. Highest message match for search and cold traffic. Read the story LP, then open free.

  2. If dinner already doubled

    Stop the second pour

    When the failure mode is clear (two pours, one cat). Soft-guard story — strong for high-intent “double fed” search.

  3. If chat is the battlefield

    Stop the feeding texts

    Same product, text-fatigue angle. Good next if the pain is iMessage / group chat, not the bowl itself.

  4. If it is a two-person home

    For the two who both feed

    Partners framing (Meta-friendly). Use when “we’re a team” lands better than “stop the question.”

  5. Play · not a paid funnel

    Bowl Lab · interactive quiz

    Hands-on kitchen check: quiz + live compare of fridge notes, chat, smart feeders vs a shared log. Routes you to a path. Not pet-food brand ads.

FIT

For homes like this.

Partners, roommates, sitters, multi-cat kitchens — anyone who feeds by hand and shares the question.

Good fit

Yes
  • ✓Two or more people feed the same cat(s)
  • ✓You already text about dinner status
  • ✓You want a receipt, not another robot

Skip if

Maybe not
  • –You only need a hardware auto-feeder
  • –You want public pet social or vet diagnosis
  • –Shared care will never matter (solo still works — product is built for two+)
WHEN YOU ARE READY

Open free — or jump to your path.

No perfect setup. One real meal logged is enough. Invite the other person later.

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